GEEZ! Do I have to ‘splain everything to you?

Humpf! Yeah, I’m Rhino. I’m a rhinoceros kid. I live next door to my BESTEST friend Rock. I have a sister and a mommy and a daddy. My sister Ar’ie is more little than I am. I am more bigger than her. My Mommy’s name is Sharon and my Daddy’s name is Rex. No, not Rex like a dinosaur, but Rex in like my Daddy! GEEZ! Do I have to ‘splain everything to you? I have a halo above my head. My halo is not shiny and it is crooked most of the time.

My secret “idento” friend YaYa said that my halo is crooked ‘cause I do things the WRONGWAY. I really am working on doin’ things the RIGHTWAY. But GOLLY GEE WHIZ, I need a little help from my friends. I cry too. Okay, I cry a whole bunch. I wish I didn’t cry so much. It makes me have YUCKADOOS in my tummy. Me and Rock were talkin’ today and he told me that with all the friends that YaYa is finding for us that maybe, just maybe, stuff will get more better for me. Do ya think? HOLEY MOLEY, I’m crossing my fingers and my toes right now, just in case!

I have to go now. See ya around like a doughnut…DOUGHNUT? OH DARNABLE, now I am hungry.